Nostalgic Tunesmith Pillows

Beatles Tribute

Baby Piano

"You know you're getting old when..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

Musical Prodigy

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Bass Clef

"Greatest Band?"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

The Day The Music Died

the Carpenters greatest hits...

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

"I miss the days of folk music."

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

'The train arriving on platform seven is the 1969 Marrakesh Express.'

Caroler

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

"Shipping presents is great, but I miss the milk and cookies."

An organ grinder has a robotic monkey.

'The architect speaks: I discarded Frank LLoyd Wright...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'