Nostalgic Teenage Fun T-Shirts

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

The Brothers Grime

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

The Music Box

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Flava Superba

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'My first tattoo...'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."