Nostalgic Teenage Fun T-Shirts

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

The Brothers Grime

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Music Box

Fade to black...

Flava Superba

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'My first tattoo...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"