Nostalgic Stamp Licker Pillows

'Good news Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Grandma's caf

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

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'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'It's an antique!'