Stamp Lover Pillows

Stamps/ "I'll be back on a jiffy."

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

Custer's last stamp

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Dip Pen

'Grrrr....'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Pencil eraser."

2B or not 2B

Company Ink.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Striking Oil.

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

Sticky note guy.