Stamp Lover Pillows

Stamps/ "I'll be back on a jiffy."

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

Custer's last stamp

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Dip Pen

'Grrrr....'

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

Company Ink.

2B or not 2B

"Pencil eraser."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Striking Oil.

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

Sticky note guy.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'