Nostalgic Rhymer Pillows

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Punks get old.

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

Air Harmonica

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt