Nostalgic Novelty Seekers Mugs

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Man, times have changed.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."