Nostalgic Novelty Seekers Prints

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Tamagotchi paralysis.