Nostalgic Nibbles Prints

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Griller highlights never gets old

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

'Wireless? Huh, we had wireless when I was a lad.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

Tube men dancing.

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'