Nostalgic Nibbler Prints

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I miss indoor dining"

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Second childhood menu, please!'

'I miss our old fashioned candlelight dinners.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Elvis Presley

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Grandma's caf

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'