Luxury Nibbler Prints

Foodie Bank

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Posh Easter Egg

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'