Nostalgic News Reader Pillows

"In my day we didn't 'scroll down' — we turned to Page 16, Section D!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Two Generations of Readers

The Paper Route

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Cinderella mopping up

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

They met at a Book Club.

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort." "Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you." "Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to?" "When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss." "That big galute and I were always pr

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman