Nostalgic Neighbor Moments Pillows

Can we have our ball back please?

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Progress.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Tony Weller and his grandson

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Blower wars.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"Don’t look now, Artie, but there’s a Starbucks where your favorite shrub used to be."

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

"Sometimes I think the barking was less annoying."

"The old man, the sea, and the well-meaning neighbor."

“I think you’re looking for Gladys and her damn cockatoos over in 2A.”

'Doctor, I couldn't see my neighbour properly today...'