Nostalgic Naturalists Pillows

"When I was your age I used my beak."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

How Grandma Sees the Remote

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Lost Diary'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

When he was 16, Ed's dad gave him his choice between a car and a computer. Now he sits, busted down, far from the edge of the info superhighway!

"I worry about today's kids, all they want to do is sit in the cave and stare at the fire."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."