Nostalgic Myth Lover T-Shirts

"It's just as good as cash. It's a Tooth Fairy prepaid debit card."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Venus

Lady of the bath...

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.