Nostalgic Myth Lover Pillows

"It's just as good as cash. It's a Tooth Fairy prepaid debit card."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Vlad the Impala

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Neptune

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."