Nostalgia Chaser Gifts

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

"So- how go the formative years?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Look at that! After all these years, he still recognises you!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"Success came too early. When he was ten, he hit three homers in three times up in the Little League, and nothing has seemed worth while since."

Seniors Op-Shop

Stanley Matthews

"What old school? This is my life."

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Aargh! That�s an eighties earring!"

'Play, play, play - That's all you kittens think about - When I was your age,I was catching rats! Not mice - Rats!'

"Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of school supplies."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

Linda Blair

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

Frampton Comes iLive

U2: World's Laziest Band

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."