Northern Lights Chaser T-Shirts

Polar bear bowling alley

'Canada ranks 6th in global happiness.'

Southwark Fair.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Breakthrough

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

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"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Arch of Triumph Save

Redeemable Securities.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

Kissing Booth/Hissing Booth

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.