Nordic Nostalgia Pillows

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Football Crazy strip six

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Early Laptops.'

'So what have you been up to?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Pooper-scoopers!"

It's hammerhead time

High tide.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

The last of the mullet.

It's academic

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"

"You look good for your age."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Harrison Ford, no question." "Tom Selleck, without a doubt." "I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better 'Indiana Jones'." "Ford was OK, but his character was less than manly." "What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness!" "You're telling me the 'definition of eighties manliness' could run around the world for weeks and months at a time... and never once grow anything more than a little stubb

Where Mom used to take you.

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Frederic hides behind a rock

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'