Nordic Cuisine Aficionado Gifts

Isaac Newton discovers gravlax

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Mermaid spawning time.

Inappropriate garnish.

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

101 things to do with lutefisk.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'Just like mother used to make.'

Still life with salmon

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

The art of fishing.

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

The Codfather.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

Wildlife Management.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."