Nordic Cuisine Aficionado Gifts

Isaac Newton discovers gravlax

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Mermaid spawning time.

Inappropriate garnish.

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

101 things to do with lutefisk.

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

Still life with salmon

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Just like mother used to make.'

The art of fishing.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

The Codfather.

Wildlife Management.