Nonprofit Navigator Pillows

"Senator, according to this report you've been

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Inflation hits Saint Thomas's'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Bad for you but to die for

'Are we there yet?'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Uh-Oh..."

Computer Expert

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I am not asking for directions."

Opening the door to new customers

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.