Nonprofit Navigator Pillows

"Senator, according to this report you've been

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Inflation hits Saint Thomas's'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Bad for you but to die for

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Uh-Oh..."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Computer Expert

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Opening the door to new customers

"I am not asking for directions."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.