Nonpartisan Gifts

'Let's not go by the book.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Dare to be different.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

"An ingenious choice, Madam - dispensing with the usual pretence of impressing one's guests in favour of amusing them!"

Dumbed Down Culture

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'