Nonconformity Appreciator Gifts

Hello Mr. Ognik? I'm from the Homeowner's Association and ....

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I hate it when we fight."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Punk Reindeer

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

The Mainstream

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Do not think outside the box!

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

'Well this is awkward.'

Frank Zappa

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'What's wrong with you?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."