Non-profit Volunteer Gifts

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

Support the Ex-Troops

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Nuclear Proliferation

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Refugee Crisis

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Please Give

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The nonprofit dog fight.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'Profit or non-profit?'

Professional Fund Riasers

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)