Non-dairy Explorer T-Shirts

Almond Milk, Coconut Milk, and Whole Milk.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Macho Vegetarian

The mission: Impossible burger.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Vegicurious

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"I'll have the vegan."

Tuscan Fare Of The Moment

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

"I've gone vegan."

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

'Non-alcoholic wines? Aisle 7, on the left - just keep shoveling dust 'til you hit them.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I'm going on a raw food diet. What kind of diet do you recommend? You rock my world, girl! - John in Portland, Oregon. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. How so? He's going to eat naked?! Maybe if he has a body like mine it would be okay, but ... stop. That's not what he means by raw. Explain, nerdy sidekick. According to Wikipedia, it's mostly a vegan diet. Wikipedia? Crowd-sourced virtual encyclopedia. I don't understand anything being said today!! Rock my world

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

'I got it for Father's Day.'