Noise Prints

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Thank you."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."