Noise Vigilantes Prints

"We've had complaints from the local residents regarding nuisance calls."

Lynching on social media

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Beware of God"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

The Marks of Zorro

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

Gypsy wanting to tell the fortune of a man who is smoking and drinking

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"

It's time to return the humane rat trap.

"I'll have to confiscate that bug gun, It's turning him in to some sort of pschopath"