Noise Tolerance Humorist Prints

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Ding and Dong.

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Bra falling from the sky.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

"How do I log on?"

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

Unwanted Christmas Presents

Bless You!

"They were great snorers."

"I just couldn't take all that clanking any more."

"Luckily there's only one sitting tenant"

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."

"If at first you don't succeed..."