Noise Tolerance Expert Prints

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

At the rock concert...

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"God, I hate cows."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Blower wars.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Golf Putt

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

New neighbours

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Noisy Neighbours

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

Noisy neighbours.

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.