Noise Tolerance Champion Prints

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

At the rock concert...

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

"God, I hate cows."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Blower wars.

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Noise pollution

Wrapper Crinkling Area

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Golf Putt

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

New neighbours

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

Noisy neighbours.

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."