Noise Tolerance Champion Prints

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

At the rock concert...

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"God, I hate cows."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Blower wars.

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Wrapper Crinkling Area

Golf Putt

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Noise pollution

New neighbours

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

Noisy neighbours.

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."