Noise Management T-Shirts

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Cat and Broom

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Noisy energy?

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

Turn that noise down !

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

The neighbour of the beast

"Shh, too much racket."

Sneeze Police

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Noisy Budgie

"Stop the barking .50"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

Noisy Neighbours

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Elevator volume control.