Noise Management Prints

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Cat and Broom

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Noisy energy?

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

Turn that noise down !

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Shh, too much racket."

Sneeze Police

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

The neighbour of the beast

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

Noisy Budgie

"Stop the barking .50"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

Noisy Neighbours

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Noise Abatement Society

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."