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"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Confucius say: shut up.

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'Stop that racket!'

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"It was heaven before this."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

Drum kit for sale...

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'Lisren, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-Oing, or I call the sheriff!'

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'