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Noise Pollution

EWE 2.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

The Month of August

Cool hand... Uke

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Library Grand Opening

Elephant blues

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Little Richard

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Musical Note Nail

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Confucius say: shut up.

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"I Love U2."

Pitcher auditions.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"I can't get no disinfection."

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

Jennifer Lopez

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Bird guitarist.

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"Thank you for my muddar - thank you for my fuddar, thank you for rap which I love more than this dinnar."

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

Little Drummer Buoy