Noise Haters Unite Pillows

For private cell phone talks, rent-a-booth...

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Confucius say: shut up.

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'Stop that racket!'

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"It was heaven before this."

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

Drum kit for sale...

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

'Lisren, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-Oing, or I call the sheriff!'

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'