Noise-canceling Ninjas Pillows

"Sigh. Again with the origami!"

Nervous Oral Testing

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Body Language - Hiss!

Be the grass...

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'My ballet training comes in handy when I don't want the baby to wake up.'

Ninja

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

The Noisy Neighbours

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

Regulars' Earphones

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Ninja convention

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

"When you can sneak up on me, without my knowledge, then, and only then, can you consider yourself a true Ninja!"

Ninja Porn

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

'Hi, I'm a hedge fund manager.'

"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

Winjas