Noise-canceling Connoisseur Gifts

"A little peace and quiet."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Clown Watercooler

Election Cancelling Headphones

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

clown trophies

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"This looks like a good spot."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

"You're right- things are funnier in threes."

The Noisy Neighbours

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Noisy Neighbours.

'Sounds of the office, 50c.'

Relate office. 'He acts the clown too much'.

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

'Slow down - you'll live longer,'

Everything makes a noise except the hooter!

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.