Noise Appreciation Mugs

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Future garbage truck driver.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Jazz is Invented

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Music for car stereos

"You know damn well what noise!"

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication