Noddy Fan Pillows

'Why you called Mr. Plod?'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

The Running of the Brie

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The Dandy

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"I just love these casual fridays."

Meet Thy Doom

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Gastro Gnomes

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

The Corner Shop.

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

Dyslexic Pandas

"Well it sounds like racial profiling to me, Buddy, but if you must know...I'm black, white and Asian."

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

Just Abducted.

"OMG! Helen. . . I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

I hate bamboo.