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Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

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Jason and the Aga notes,

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'Your night writing book, madam.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Stormy Night

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

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The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

How to save mankind...