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Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Feel free to take notes."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Jason and the Aga notes,

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'Your night writing book, madam.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Stormy Night

How to save mankind...

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."