Nocturnal Lifestyle Fan Pillows

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Punk Reindeer

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Bat

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

Crusty Bread

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Landmark selfie

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

Keith Richards

Back to School Specials!

rich woman on horseback

Phone buff.

"Do you see what I see?"

'Father maybe gone some time!'

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

Bowl Mon.

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.