Noble Heart Gifts

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Coastguard

Happy Valentine's Day

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

cayetana de alba

Coronovirus dreams

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

Looking For Love.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

Baron de Munchausen

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

'...You told me it would be nice if I would hold the umbrella for you.'

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

Happy 2021

huntsman on horseback