Noble Dad Gifts

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Father

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

New dad.

'World's Greatest Dad'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

'Children are all right, Carson, except they're so damned unprofitable.'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

Painting dad's face

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

"Oh, but it's not okay for me to practices being a parent?"

'If I appear annoyed, it's because none of you noticed my son's latest pictures on my desk.'

'Sweetheart, Daddy can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening and then probably schedule some tests.'

'Dad, I may have found someone even cooler than you.'

'Sure, I have lots of Rescue and Bravery Awards, but it's my first 'Best Daddy Award'...'

"I'm drawing you, dad. . ."

'You always told me to be honest.'

"Wanna split a ride uptown?"