Nobel Laureate Fan Pillows

'Camilo José Cela'

'Einsteiners.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

'Bront?saurus.'

Adam and Eve Arrested

Seamus Heaney

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Eugene Ionesco

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Ellen Page

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Rabbits picknick

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Albert Einstein and book

Meet The Ghostwriter

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

The Emperor of Irony

'Penny for them, Albert.'