Nobel Fan Pillows

Andre Gide

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Bront?saurus.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"What pheromone are you using?"

Ivan Bunin

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."