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Andre Gide

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

It's great for pulling the birds!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Bront?saurus.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Seamus Heaney

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"I'm more of a day owl."

Sir Elton John

Mamoose...

Ellen Page

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Leonard Bernstein

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

Ivan Bunin

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Every day they get bolder.'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'