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'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Will Smith's Oscar

Ivan Bunin

"This won best award show last year."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'Mario Vargas Llosa'

'Camilo José Cela'

J. M. Coetzee

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

Toilet Paper

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Baron de Munchausen

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"I'm proud to accept this award on behalf of our dedicated employees. Ahh! I think that stupid thing broke my foot!"

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

Stores of Mystery

James Chadwick

Aung San Suu Kyi

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

"Mmm, smell this one."

Songs of the humpbacked whale

'I deserve a medal for compiling this lot!'

Woodrow Wilson

One word of this ends up as research for your new novel and the divorce papers will be in the post.