Nobel Laureate Fan Mugs

'Camilo José Cela'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

'Bront?saurus.'

Adam and Eve Arrested

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Eugene Ionesco

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Rabbits picknick

Meet The Ghostwriter

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

The Emperor of Irony

Ivan Bunin