Nirvana Seeker Pillows

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

'Do you suppose it's possible to become TOO enlightened?'

'I'm afraid that I have to raise the rent.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Poor Goopta - He got lightning instead of enlightenment.'

"If you're still here, you're not enlightened yet."

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Dead Funny

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Zenemies.

Tiny Visions

My God, I need to fart.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'