Nine-to-five Navigators Prints

"Honey! We're home!"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Babies

Thinking outside the box.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

I hate these flying fish

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Tourists and GPS

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'