"I really didn't enjoy working five days a week, fifty weeks a year for forty years, but I needed the money."
Nine-to-five Survivors Prints
Decorate your workspace or home with inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate the everyday heroes surviving the nine-to-five routine in style and wit.
Evil Exams!
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
Work Slave
"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."
"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"
'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'
"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
"Honey! We're home!"
"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'
'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'
Thinking outside the box.
'Enjoy the race race, dear.'
'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'
Hot flashes
"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."
Stop the world. I want to get off again.
"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"
'One moment, please.'
"You're married to your job, but it's time for a divorce."
You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana
'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'
"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."
"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."
'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'
'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'
"Must be 5 o'clock, eh?"
'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'
2042
"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."
Nine-to-five Survivors Prints Collection
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